u know when ur fav character does something that should be really badass and actually is really badass
but all u can do is look at them and just shake ur head like
“what a nerd”
She was dressed like a slut, so she got raped. It's common sense.
So, you say you shot this man?
Officer, it's not my fault he was killed. I mean, he WASN'T wearing a bullet proof vest. It's his fault that my bullet killed him. It's not my fault at all. How dare he walk around with his body vulnerable to bullets.
someone in another country:
-falls out of the sky and crashes through their roof- cOAL????
Pat the head, are you okay? PAT THE HEAD IS DEAD!
*laughing in the background*
*about fifteen seconds later*
I have a head! Why am I holding a head?!
GIVE ME PAT THE HEAD RIGHT NOW!